For as long as I can remember my sideburns have always been a little uneven. Regardless of whether I had my hair cut or trimmed at a shop or did it on my own it seems as though one side is always just a little shorter then the other. Then when trying to even them up the longer one becomes the short one, so the original shorter one needs to be trimmed up some more and then becomes the shorter one again. A vicious cycle that often led to no or very short sideburns.
I have tried to let my sideburns grow longer, I don’t quite have Elvis style porkchops but they are stylish in their own right. This seems to magnify the uneven dilemma which led me to ponder what is uneven? According to Merriam-Webster’s online dictionary, uneven besides meaning not even also can be defined as: varying from the straight or parallel ; and not uniform.
Well that kind of defines me! I would rather be uneven then unbalanced any day…





Well, Every time i said i can help you to do your hair, you always said no, hi hi… maybe it\’s time to let me have a try?